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Fair LaunchKRC20Kaspa

The proudly scuffed memecoin.

We couldn't afford a Lamborghini, so we bought a chair with one missing screw.
kassos: for the underdogs, overachievers, and chronic bargain hunters.

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🪑 wobble-chair
🖥️ cracked-monitor
🛒 stray-cart
🥫 dented-can

What is kassos?

kassos is a community-run KRC20 memecoin on Kaspa. We ship memes first; utility shows up fashionably late (or with duct tape).

  • No presale. No VCs. Just vibes and receipts from the hardware thrift store.
  • Brand palette: sidewalk-turquoise with “I-can-fix-that” energy.
  • Community > hype. If it makes you laugh, it ships.

Tokenomics

Mint: 100%

Total Supply
866,000,000,000
Enough to buy 1.7B screws.
Chain
Kaspa (KRC20)
Because fast blocks = faster memes.
  • Ticker: KASSOS
  • Initial mint: 86.6M kassos per mint — 100% completed.
  • Fair launch. Zero presale. Zero team allocation.
  • Taxes: 0/0. We tax bad jokes only.

Live stats Holders Trending

Live stats: kas.fyi/token/krc20/KASSOS

How to buy

No contract number needed — just vibes. You can get kassos on KaspaCom or with KSPR Bot.
Tip: search by the ticker KASSOS (coin name: KASSOS).

  1. Install a Kaspa wallet with KRC20 support.
  2. Top up with KAS (sell the squeaky chair? kidding... maybe).
  3. Open KaspaCom or KSPR Bot.
  4. Type KASSOS, double‑check you're on the real listing, and confirm.
  5. Celebrate responsibly with a can that’s only slightly dented.

Lore: Why "Kassos"?

In some places, a “kassos” is the friend who always shows up, even if their GPU has 3 fans but only 2 work. We honor that energy. Not polished — but unreasonably persistent.

FAQ

Is this financial advice?
No. This is comedic advice. If your chair squeaks, tighten the screw. If your bag squeaks, zoom out.
Will there be utility?
Maybe. First we meme; then we build. If it ships, it ships with duct tape.
Who runs kassos?
The community. If you can make a better meme, congrats — you just got promoted.

Where to buy

Direct links for the brave and the curious:

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Search by ticker KASSOS. Coin name kassos.